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The Sub Male Placement Service

"Hi. I'm Sally Struthers. You may remember me as Gloria, from 'All in the Family'. ""Since then my career has gone nowhere and I've been stuck doing doing messages like these for correspondence courses...

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More gender tomfoolery!

Have you seen the anime series Ouran: High School Host Club yet? If not, I urge you to check it out! It's HILARIOUS and has more gender tomfoolery in it than a barrel full of drag queens. The premise...

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You see what I have to put up with?

As I've mentioned before, my slave tia is an incorrigible smart-ass. Which means that I often have to edit various bits of impertinence out of our porn videos. Today, for your amusement, I present...

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A faux-sub in the wild

In the 5+ years I've been working as a professional sexpot, I've encountered a whole lot of crackpots who call themselves "slaves". Take this example I encountered today on twitter:@LadyErisiana woukd...

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Mistress's disturbing alien dick

Tia says my newly decorated dildo is even more disturbing than it was before. He goes on to say that it reminds him of the black oil thing from the X-Files, you know, where the alien slime crawled...

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'Porn' From the Stone Age, or 'A Young Perv Awakens'

These kids today...ai yi yi, they have it made... *old man voice* I remember way back when I was a preteen/teenager, wayyy back before this newfangled 'internet' thing made it possible for you to find...

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My pretty kitty

So when I asked Santa to bring me a matched set of kittyboys for xmas on my tumblr blog recently it wasn't exactly a new desire. In fact, I already had these pictures of Tia sitting in my cellphone......

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Go ahead, be a smart ass...see what it gets you!

I told him to draw me a bath. He gave me this: Guess what I gave him in return? *wickedgrin*

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In Case Of Emergency, Boobs May Be Used As A Floatation Device

I suppose this video should have been published last week for Labor Day--the traditional 'end of summer' but, as Mistress and I live in sun-shiny Florida our summer lasts a bit longer than most! Its...

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Fun fanmail

Sometimes we get some very entertaining mail. Such as this piece, which I found so uh, inspiring that I had to share it with the world.. Good lord That IS when my 'stunt double' would be filling in,...

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Happy Halloween! :)

Should have posted this hours ago lest the angry mob of Slavegirl Sissy fans outside break down the door, all carrying pitchforks and torches and demanding the return of the ZOMBIE SLAVE! If you ask...

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Its Official: God Exists.

I consider this a sign that there IS a God after all, and that he loves us kinky geeky types very much indeed!A SCI FI BROTHEL IN VEGAS.I MUST GO! It is a Moral Imperative. Or an Immoral Imperative,...

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Getting It Out Of My System

Recently I've had my hours cut back at work to such an extent that its getting very difficult to get by. So I'm looking around for new or additional work, polishing up my resume, working on cover...

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Silent But Slutty

A little while ago Mistress posted about a video I had made for her mostly for her own amusement--somehow I doubt that silent movie porno is going to take the interwebz by storm. ;p But it was SO much...

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VOTE MISTRESS

This Election Day, there can be only ONE choice:VOTE MISTRESS Mistress's opponent is for big business, industry pollution, shipping our jobs overseas, taking candy from children & kicking pregnant...

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